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Just like a woman.

Never giving a straight answer,
Never expecting a straight answer.

AI is dead accurate.

You need the male bot if you want an answer.

At least we can rest assured that Paypal will not be introducing any self-conscious death robots anytime soon.

I just had to try this out for myself....
The website is https://www1.paypal-virtualchat.com/
Edit:
You :
You're not cool
Sarah - PayPal :
Thanks.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

Mmmm. I enjoyed a quick chat. Too bad I don't have much to talk about.

Sarah - PayPal :
I might have answered your question already. Click here to see the answer again.
You :
You didn't
Sarah - PayPal :
Could you tell me more about your issue?
You :
It's not an issue
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
I do not have an issue.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance...
~Aqua

QuoteSarah - PayPal :
Hi.  I'm Sarah, PayPal?s automated customer support assistant.
How can I help you today?
You :
Show me your tits.
Sarah - PayPal :
Please don't speak to me that way I'm here to answer your questions about PayPal - let's try to have a polite conversation.
You :
I want to see your boobies
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure I've understood. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
... Take... Off... Your... Shirt...

Second most accurate AI I've ever seen:

Wait. If that was actually an AI, that would have been brilliant. There's no way any AI could have responded to that question in that way.

Perhaps someone anticipated someone asking the AI that question. I mean, who doesn't go up to a claimed AI and ask it irrelevant questions?

My chat with sarah:

Sarah - PayPal :
Hi.  I'm Sarah, PayPal?s automated customer support assistant.
How can I help you today?
You :
How can I make a million dollars through paypal?
Sarah - PayPal :
I don't know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?
You :
How can I rake in oodles of cash using your service?
Sarah - PayPal :
Can you give me some more information?
You :
I want to be richer than 50 cent and get there by selling lemonade through your paypal service.
Sarah - PayPal :
I found the following information. You can click to learn more.
I want to see my transaction details.

You :
But that is not the answer to my question.
Sarah - PayPal :

How can I help you?
You :
Well, I want suggestions.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure I've understood. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
I want you to tell me how to become a billionaire.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by:
-Email
-Phone

Quote from: EpicPhailure on September 21, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Perhaps someone anticipated someone asking the AI that question. I mean, who doesn't go up to a claimed AI and ask it irrelevant questions?

No. There's just no way. The response was too appropriate. Unless that exact question had been anticipated. Using the whole "hell bent" phrase in the way they did just would not have been possible for any AI.

Quote from: Lingus on September 22, 2010, 02:23:40 PM

Quote from: EpicPhailure on September 21, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Perhaps someone anticipated someone asking the AI that question. I mean, who doesn't go up to a claimed AI and ask it irrelevant questions?

No. There's just no way. The response was too appropriate. Unless that exact question had been anticipated. Using the whole "hell bent" phrase in the way they did just would not have been possible for any AI.

I'm almost fairly confident that was a rep at Comcast... who apparently was hell bent on having a sense of humor!  ;D

I agree. Which is why I was questioning your statement about it being the "second most accurate AI" you think you've seen.

Quote from: Lingus on September 22, 2010, 04:52:28 PM
I agree. Which is why I was questioning your statement about it being the "second most accurate AI" you think you've seen.

Sarcasm, meet Lingus.  Lingus, meet sarcasm!  ;)

Sarah - PayPal :
Hi.  I'm Sarah, PayPal?s automated customer support assistant.
How can I help you today?
You :
You can't I'm a clinically insane member of this society.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure I've understood. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
IMMA PWN YOU!
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by:
-Email
-Phone

Quote from: Scotty on September 22, 2010, 05:22:44 PM

Quote from: Lingus on September 22, 2010, 04:52:28 PM
I agree. Which is why I was questioning your statement about it being the "second most accurate AI" you think you've seen.

Sarcasm, meet Lingus.  Lingus, meet sarcasm!  ;)

*Ahem* Hello there. Well met.