Translate whatever you can think of into unintelligible garbage!

[Yankyal]

"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."


"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."


"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use."         (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."

Incredible.

[T-Rok]

"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."


"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."


"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use."         (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."

Incredible.

Say what? She was arrested?

[Yankyal]

"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."


"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."


"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use."         (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."

Incredible.

Say what? She was arrested?

"The voice actor for Ducky in the Land Before Time, a little girl, was murdered horrifically by her abusive father before she reached 11."
to
""10 parents of young Athletes who die of horrible torture."

Hopefully they're all parents of Redskins players...

[crozier]

"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."


"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."


"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use."         (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."

Incredible.

Say what? She was arrested?

"The voice actor for Ducky in the Land Before Time, a little girl, was murdered horrifically by her abusive father before she reached 11."
to
""10 parents of young Athletes who die of horrible torture."

Hopefully they're all parents of Redskins players...

No look, next to the quote, I wrote "(Not true)"


EDIT:"The mango fruit is a deadly carnivorous plant of alien decay."

...30 translations later we get:

"Stan died of mango crop from predators tropical fruits and nuts."

[Yankyal]

No look, next to the quote, I wrote "(Not true)"


EDIT:"The mango fruit is a deadly carnivorous plant of alien decay."

...30 translations later we get:

"Stan died of mango crop from predators tropical fruits and nuts."

How did this even happen? Stan?

[Mystery]

...It had to be done.

"In A.D. 2101, war was beginning."
...56 translations later we get:
"First World War, 2101."

Captain: "What happen?"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "About."

Mechanic: "Somebody set us up the bomb."
...56 translations later we get:
Mechanic: "Pump."

Operator: "We get signal."
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "No change."

Captain: "What!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Mackerel."

Operator: "Main screen turn on."
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "Normal."

Captain: "It's you!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "You!"

Cats: "How are you gentlemen!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Is it safe or not."

Cats: "All your base are belong to us."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Prohibition Key - white."

Cats: "You are on the way to destruction."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "I."

Captain: "What you say!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "เพื่อตอบสนองต่อความท้าทาย!" / "In response to the challenge!"

Cats: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "Description hope for life."

Cats: "Ha ha ha ha...."
...56 translations later we get:
Cats: "...."

Operator: "Captain!"
...56 translations later we get:
Operator: "Captain!"

Captain: "Take off every 'Zig'!!"
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Eysetdegonghamd!" / "All West!"

Captain: "You know what you doing."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "I know it's true."

Captain: "Move 'Zig'."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Format for mobile phones."

Captain: "For great justice."
...56 translations later we get:
Captain: "Decision."

[God-I-Suck]

"I lost the game."

...56 translations later we get:

"What the game."

"He?s climbing in your windows He?s snatching your people up Trying rape them so you all need to Hide your kids Hide your wife Hide your kids Hide your wife Hide your kids Hide your wife and hide your husband Because they?re raping everybody out here"

...56 translations later we get:

"To hide the rape of his wife, children and women and children, were Injured in the face of the sandwich."

"Double rainbow!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rnugongkoon!"

"It's over 9000!"

...56 translations later we get:

"9000 or more!"

[11clock]

Now I can finally paste the "You suck at translating!" result.

"You suck at translating!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Aamnamerntkanneg!"

[RayRay]

"I lost the game."

...56 translations later we get:

"What the game."

That's my new catch phrase. "WHAT THE GAME!?!?!"

"O M G I don't know why but I'm really hyper and this is starting to get retarded what are we talking about again PIGGY PIGGY PIGGEEEEEEEEY!!!!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Magic piggeeeeeeeei players. Anrnoog ฉ work, slow to speak!"