It all makes sense now!

[NotoriousM4^]

[Scotty]

Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple. You meet a girl

-- SNIP --


...After that you !@#$ her as hard as you could, get as much of "dat ass" as you POSSIBLY can, then be sure to leave ABSOLUTELY NO trace of yourself before she wakes up!

Fixed.

[Mr Pwnage]

Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple.

1)You spot a hot piece of ass.
2) !@#$ her brains out.

Thought it could use some further revision....I don't know bout you all, but I don't need to say shit to the bitch, just eyeball her, and the next thing I know I'm in her pants. It's rather wonderful, actually. This probably won't work for most of you though...especially Chaos...cause he's a tool.

[Scotty]

Hey Jake!

[Chaos]

Scott still has yet to realize the true way to get to a women's boobs. It's simple.

1)You spot a hot piece of ass.
2) !@#$ her brains out.

Fixed.

Thought it could use some further revision....I don't know bout you all, but I don't need to say shit to the bitch, just eyeball her, and the next thing I know I'm in her pants. It's rather wonderful, actually. This probably won't work for most of you though...especially Chaos...cause he's a tool.

Ah-hahaha.  Your attempts to be witty and clever amuse me so.

Oh, wait, no they don't.

So, what's your deal, anyway?  Do you just have some sort of insatiable man-crush for me that you just can't stop talking about me?  Or is your man-crush for Scotty, and you want him to be your bestest best buddy, so you cling onto his every word in hopes he'll one day acknowledge you?  Or is it that you realize that you yourself, in fact, are such a massive tool and waste of daddy's unfortunately aimed cumshot that you need to deflect this view onto others, and stroke your e-peen by making unfunny jabs at people in every other topic?  Does it bother you that it is evident to everyone that you're trying WAAAAY too !@#$ing hard?

I tire of your bullshit, good sir, and I dare say, I'm not the only one.  Maybe if you were actually FUNNY.  Even ONE time.

P.S.  Learn how to use the !@#$ing quotes, so I don't have to fix it next time.

EDIT:  And to preempt what will no-doubt be your attempt to save face from your bollocks:

[Scotty]

Ah-hahaha.  Your attempts to be witty and clever amuse me so.

Oh, wait, no they don't.

So, what's your deal, anyway?  Do you just have some sort of insatiable man-crush for me that you just can't stop talking about me?  Or is your man-crush for Scotty, and you want him to be your bestest best buddy, so you cling onto his every word in hopes he'll one day acknowledge you?  Or is it that you realize that you yourself, in fact, are such a massive tool and waste of daddy's unfortunately aimed cumshot that you need to deflect this view onto others, and stroke your e-peen by making unfunny jabs at people in every other topic?  Does it bother you that it is evident to everyone that you're trying WAAAAY too !@#$ing hard?

I tire of your bullshit, good sir, and I dare say, I'm not the only one.  Maybe if you were actually FUNNY.  Even ONE time.

P.S.  Learn how to use the !@#$ing quotes, so I don't have to fix it next time.

EDIT:  And to preempt what will no-doubt be your attempt to save face from your bollocks:

--SNIP--

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Shit son, you can't just take that Pwnage, I'm pretty sure he called you a little bitch!  Don't stand for that!

[Lucifer]

Why does this topic still exist...?
Is anybody going to lock/delete this completely pointless waste of forum space?

[Scotty]

Why does this topic still exist...?
Is anybody going to lock/delete this completely pointless waste of forum space?

Fine, I'll make Pwnage look like even more a blithering idiot by locking it before he attempts a response to Chris's stab to the chest.