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The Tesla Shield

Started by Lucifer, March 23, 2010, 08:28:28 PM

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Specialboy

Quote from: Aqua on March 23, 2010, 11:00:22 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 23, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
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Benefits Of Using The Tesla Shield? Include:

Protection Against Harmful Electromagnetic Radiation (AKA EMF EMR EMP)
Heals Strengthens And Protects Mind Body And Soul
Balances And Enhances The Biophysical Energy Field
Promotes Mental Clarity Focus And Concentration
Promotes A Sense Of Balance And Centeredness
Promotes Feelings Of Love Joy Peace And Happiness
Helps You Become Relaxed Harmonious Peaceful And Calm
Neutralizes Disharmonious Or Negative Energies
Clears Negative Energies Of Cosmic Or Telluric Origin
...
Pretty much all of this is the Demonics, the audience of this are probably witches. If they buy it, then they're retarded witches. Whether you believe witches have power or not, they are out there, and they do (or try to) things. I highly doubt that this has any supernatural power (though I believe that objects can be enchanted/cursed), if some witch bought this and it had no powers, the witch would probably cast (or try to) some nasty curses on Life Technology.

Rather than finding this funny, I found it sad. Sad that people try to sell rediculous things like this- at a stupid price, and sad that they chose to theme it as spiritualism to market to the obsessed and most likely gullible spiritualists.

Edit: On the DVD rewinder I was tempted to buy a T-Shirt, so I looked at the price- $5. Probably most people would be willing to buy it just as one of those joke shirts, but apparently this is a scam too- even the logo is pasted onto the shirt image.
Both these sites had cruddy graphics... Lingus and I should set up a scam site using proper believable quality. Maybe Scotty would join...
~Aqua


Usually I don't define witches as people who buy 200 dollar electric dildos.  Have you even seen Wizard of Oz?

Kbob32

Guys the Tesla shield is a scam.  Trust me, I bought it about a week ago and it hasn't done anything for me yet.  =/
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!

Pat

Quote from: Kbob32 on March 24, 2010, 11:16:41 PM
Guys the Tesla shield is a scam.  Trust me, I bought it about a week ago and it hasn't done anything for me yet.  =/
Aww I was looking forward to getting one...
Facepunch consumes your soul and assimilates you into their crazy community.

Lingus

Quote from: Kbob32 on March 24, 2010, 11:16:41 PM
Guys the Tesla shield is a scam.
Thank you Captain Obvious!

(I know you're joking btw)

Kbob32

Just trying to prevent others from making the same mistake I did
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!

11clock

Quote from: Kbob32 on March 24, 2010, 11:16:41 PM
Guys the Tesla shield is a scam.  Trust me, I bought it about a week ago and it hasn't done anything for me yet.  =/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py1qvUcwuZw