The dangers of drinking

[Scotty]

... for sharks...

http://www.newser.com/story/107820/drunk-kills-shark-saves-egyptian-beach-resort.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop
;D

[11clock]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[Draxx]

LoL

"The water wasn't soft"

Good ol' drunks

[Snakeman]

The kicker: Stevic is currently in the hospital ... for alcohol poisoning.

God !@#$ing dammit karma.

[Mystery]

"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer, and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it," a friend who was there explained. As luck would have it, Stevic landed right on the shark's head?it had likely been lurking in the shallow waters waiting for a new victim?killing it instantly.

How the fu-

[Snakeman]

"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer, and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it," a friend who was there explained. As luck would have it, Stevic landed right on the shark's head?it had likely been lurking in the shallow waters waiting for a new victim?killing it instantly.

How the fu-

Imagine a swift kick to the face coming at you, backed with the force of *~GRAVITY~*

[Bread]

Wow. That was a "red sword" moment in IRL. XD

[krele]

As expected from Serbs, I'm not impressed at all =)... Funny though.

[venuse]

hahahaha. he can now claim he killed a shark with his feet. how many people can claim that and not be lieing.