O'Brien Must Suffer

[Jackabomb]

Okay, I hope you'll all forgive me for bringing up star trek here. And I understand that any semblance of 'cool' I may have retained in American society is hereby null and void...



But you gotta admit, this guy has life tough!

It's montage of different scenes from different episodes, but it's suprisingly representative. He didn't actually commit suicide though.
The funny thing is: the producers deliberately put in at least every season, an episode themed "O'Brien must suffer"
-He gets cloned and his clone is the victim of a conspiracy while he's held captive on some desolate planet in a cave.
-He is arrested, imprisoned, tortured, and tried for a crime he didn't commit by a culture whose verdicts are decided before the trial.
-He starts randomly time-warping around during one instance of which he witnesses his own death.
-He is falsely convicted of espionage and in a Matrix/Inception-esque way, he experiences a 20-year prison sentence in a matter of hours by having the experience, stimuli, and such scanned into his mind.
-His wife is possessed by an alien entity who forces him to commit sabotage to his own station, lie, frame one of his friends, and attempt to kill some other non-corporeal beings.
-His daughter was aged(in a time warp, of course) to the age of 18. Without her parents or human contact. She basically becomes this feral monster girl, though they manage to de-timewarp her.
-His other child has to be transplanted into some alien's womb in order to save his wife and baby after their ship is attacked. The woman happens to be his superior officer.
-On that note, he's one of the only enlisted people on the entire show who actually ever does anything(besides guards and stuff) so he has to call everyone sir. Including a punk 22 year old ensign.
-He gets stuck in a little metal cargo box for violating some obscure law on an essentialists planet...for over 24 hours.
-The station of which he is the chief engineer has at least 3 minor malfunctions which only he can resolve at any one time and a major failure at least every 3 episodes.
-He's a direct descendant from one of the High Kings of Ireland...and nobody, fate included, cares.

The woman who falls off the bridge is his wife.

Luck O' the Irish? Hmmm...this guy is in need of some.