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ever wonder what mcdonalds food looks like after 6months come here :)

Started by venuse, October 12, 2010, 05:51:25 PM

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ARTgames

I might still eat that if I had not know it was 6 months old.

Mr Pwnage

Have you ever seen Super-Size Me? It was a video about a guy who ate McDonald's for every day for a month I believe. Worth watching. I think it was in the theater for a little while.
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Mystery

Quote from: Mr Pwnage on October 12, 2010, 07:16:51 PM
Have you ever seen Super-Size Me? It was a video about a guy who ate McDonald's for every day for a month I believe. Worth watching. I think it was in the theater for a little while.
I watched that, that was ridiculously disgusting.  :-X

Also, speaking of disgusting and fast food- http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-10-freaky-fast-food-items/P0/

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Jackabomb

Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?

Scotty

Quote from: Jackabomb on October 12, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?

These things have more preservatives than King Tut's decomposed foreskin, and when in the military, we had to eat these things religiously.  Hell, I remember in 2006 in Iraq when we had MRE's from the early 1990's.  That was an awkward phone call when the Civil War ringed, asking for their food back!

Jackabomb

I meant it as a question. Is it true that food that does not decompose is probably not good for you?

venuse

joe somebody "hey doctor, ive been having a problem. i havent been able to poop in 2 weeks!"
doctor proctor "hm that is odd i think im gona have to take a look inside you."
2 hrs later
joe somebody "well doc whats wrong with me?"
doctor proctor "well this is the oddest thing i have ever seen in all my years. you apparently have a petrified mcdonalds hamburger stuck in your lower colon. i think we are gona have to operate to remove it."
joe somebody "what!?"

thank you for reading and be sure to watch the musical, in theater at an undisclosed time.

ARTgames

Quote from: Jackabomb on October 12, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?
Yes fast food is bad for you if thats what you mean. :/

@scott
I would like to eat one now.

Cactuscat222

Quote from: Scotty on October 12, 2010, 09:00:12 PM
Quote from: Jackabomb on October 12, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?

These things have more preservatives than King Tut's decomposed foreskin, and when in the military, we had to eat these things religiously.  Hell, I remember in 2006 in Iraq when we had MRE's from the early 1990's.  That was an awkward phone call when the Civil War ringed, asking for their food back!

My father brought one home a couple years back. I brought it to school for lunch the next day - I gotta tell you, the ravioli wasn't bad! But hell yeah, read the nutrition info on that. Like 3000 calories a meal, haha, maybe even more, I don't remember.


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DarkTrinity

Quote from: Mr Pwnage on October 12, 2010, 07:16:51 PM
Have you ever seen Super-Size Me? It was a video about a guy who ate McDonald's for every day for a month I believe. Worth watching. I think it was in the theater for a little while.

We had to watch part of it in health class in high school.

We also had a speaker who brought in old french fries and stuff, but they weren't like 6 years, because apparently they don't let you bring really old french fries on planes.

Scotty

Quote from: Cactuscat222 on October 12, 2010, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: Scotty on October 12, 2010, 09:00:12 PM
Quote from: Jackabomb on October 12, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?

These things have more preservatives than King Tut's decomposed foreskin, and when in the military, we had to eat these things religiously.  Hell, I remember in 2006 in Iraq when we had MRE's from the early 1990's.  That was an awkward phone call when the Civil War ringed, asking for their food back!

My father brought one home a couple years back. I brought it to school for lunch the next day - I gotta tell you, the ravioli wasn't bad! But hell yeah, read the nutrition info on that. Like 3000 calories a meal, haha, maybe even more, I don't remember.

The real question is how far you launched off the shitter the next day.  I damn near took a drill and 2x4 to our port-a-john in the desert to hold onto to keep from reaching atmospheric clearance after eating those!  Seriously, if it doesn't come out bloodied and worthy of a master mason to use for constructing the next skyscraper, you are likely to be amongst the most lucky of men to have ever lived!  The Navy was offering commissions to use my terds as anchors for their battle ships after the mass weight of my shits damn near glued anything they landed on to the ground!

venuse


Mr Pwnage

Quote from: Scotty on October 13, 2010, 12:57:50 AM
Quote from: Cactuscat222 on October 12, 2010, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: Scotty on October 12, 2010, 09:00:12 PM
Quote from: Jackabomb on October 12, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
Is it a foregone conclusion that food that does not decompose is not something you want to be hanging around inside your body?

These things have more preservatives than King Tut's decomposed foreskin, and when in the military, we had to eat these things religiously.  Hell, I remember in 2006 in Iraq when we had MRE's from the early 1990's.  That was an awkward phone call when the Civil War ringed, asking for their food back!

My father brought one home a couple years back. I brought it to school for lunch the next day - I gotta tell you, the ravioli wasn't bad! But hell yeah, read the nutrition info on that. Like 3000 calories a meal, haha, maybe even more, I don't remember.

The real question is how far you launched off the shitter the next day.  I damn near took a drill and 2x4 to our port-a-john in the desert to hold onto to keep from reaching atmospheric clearance after eating those!  Seriously, if it doesn't come out bloodied and worthy of a master mason to use for constructing the next skyscraper, you are likely to be amongst the most lucky of men to have ever lived!  The Navy was offering commissions to use my terds as anchors for their battle ships after the mass weight of my shits damn near glued anything they landed on to the ground!

My worst shit ever was when I ate some estranged kind of lamb with some exotic cheese. Basically, the shit clogged my intestines, followed by forcefully unclog in a bloody explosion. Indian food is hardly edible sometimes.
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