Translate whatever you can think of into unintelligible garbage!

[Yankyal]

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Use the max number of translations.

"Please strike down these heathen dogs, for they have squandered the blessings you have bestowed upon them."

to

""Now, not the dog, but the problem is a luxury."

Clearly it is saying we are not at fault for being ungrateful, and that the fact that we CAN be ungrateful is a blessing in and of itself. Your turn!

[RayRay]

I love Minecraft! It is so awesome!!
I love you! Deamak! (O.o)

[Aqua]

Ha that's fun.
The dog chased the car through the street, was nearly hit by a car but got sniped by the Taliban who thought the dog was the US Secretary of Defense. Clearly the traffic light was the problem.
->
The Taliban armed security dog thinking, a dog bed, bath stopped. performance, open issues.
->
Taliban security forces Thinking dog, bed dog - keep toilet. Performance, issues openly.
~Aqua

[Forum]

O.o

My ass is you <---> Monday

Bush has a bushy tail and Obama has rock hard dollar <---> Bush and Obama is close to the United States

Runescape sucks ass <---> Sunday runeskape Community

Meiun is the creator of stick online <--> Such Timber

Human likes eating cat for brunch so he can survive <--> True

[EpicPhailure]

"Yo dawg i herd u like translating, so we put a translator in your translator so you can translate while you translate"

...56 translations later we get:

"Also, if you need an interpreter to translate a dog translator."

[venuse]

if you wax a weasel you get spam jelly
-->
"Spamming is hunting"

[CherryPie]

"Noth Korea does have the atomic bomb!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Nuclear Weapons in Korea?"

Funny how they made a question of my sentence.. :D

[ARTgames]

I did

"I play stick online."

And 20 translations later we get:

"Play online platform."

[crozier]

"I searched into your dreams to find the amulet that shall grant me internal youth."
"But here's the magic sleep."

"meat is murder."
"Meat is murder."


I guess every country has hippies haha

[11clock]

Do "You suck at translating!" in 56 translations. You get the worst translation ever! (Sorry, can't paste the result right now.)

[Jackabomb]

Robert Frost has been owned:

Original text:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and be one traveler long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the underbrush. "

...56 translations later we get:

"To walk in the woods and brown, I think it is close to the forest."

And:

Original text:

"Some say the world will end in fire, some say, in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think that for destruction, ice is also great and would suffice."

...56 translations later we get:

"Four small profit at the end of the world. ססאָלהאַריעאָגאָהאַפּנידאַ. As I said. No apparent damage, but two people."

Even Hymns cannot escape the wrath of this thing!

Original text:

"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now am found, was blind, but now I see."

...56 translations later we get:

"Sweet sounds of my life with P minoan and especially libraryes. After his defeat, is very popular. But I was blind, I understand."

Nor, apparently, can wise sayings:

Original text:

"Once a task is first begun, never leave it 'till it's done."

...56 translations later we get:

"Last but not upload."

Our old friends from the Crimea don't fare too well either:

Original text:

"Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. "Forward, the Light Brigade! "Charge for the guns!" he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred."

...56 translations later we get:

"Valley and six, and after his death, half and half. "This group, cannon, Death Valley, beginning with" he said."

Old time quotes really just get destroyed by this thing don't they?

Original text:

"E tu Brute"

...56 translations later we get:

"In the secondary school."

Last one:

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Four point seven ..."

[TANK]

"god !@#$ that ass chump go on pump that ass"

...10 translations later we get:

"Ass !@#$ with God, who hit a hole in the leg

[T-Rok]

I don't see why every single one of your posts contains a profanity. It is not called for nor is it required. Might I suggest you read the following topics?
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=302.0
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=1096.0

[Yankyal]

I don't see why every single one of your posts contains a profanity. It is not called for nor is it required. Might I suggest you read the following topics?
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=302.0
http://www.stick-online.com/boards/index.php?topic=1096.0

Personal messages exist for a reason. I don't get why you guys never use the pm system. Also, you aren't quoting anyone so I don't know who the !@#$ you're talking about.

"Go be off topic somewhere else, thank you good sir."
to
""In the second part, thank goodness."

[crozier]

"Christmas is getting nearer by the day. I for one can not wait as I have a bad bladder problem."
...56 translations later we get:
"I hope that the Bubbles are born great."


"I'm with stupid."
...56 translations later we get:
"I am not guilty."


"Pokemon was a good TV show untill it hit the 4th or 5th season, in which the actress that played Misty was arrested for drug use."         (Not true)
...56 translations later we get:
"Make the drugs available for the game, 4-5 pokemonshizun."