help please

[TANK]

i had this dream last night where i was in school and the hot teacher was a lesbian and female students from our class were disapearing i went over to her house and found her dildoing my female classmates, and they were slowly losing hair and becoming old and soon they woudnt even resist and would just lay there moan and let her dildo them, she was sucking the life out of them. so i walked up to her and told her that if she didnt have sex with me i would expose her, so she got down on her knees and right before she was going to suck my dick she bite it off. blood was spilling out everyone and she started laughing (it hurt in the dream to) then she put my torn of dick by her vagina and it ate it, then she grew a gigantic demon penis and began to !@#$ me in the butt. i woke up sweating, i had soiled myself with pee and semen and i coudnt eat for the rest of the day.

i was wondering if sometimes people have dreams like this because ive been having them around every week i think i need to seek some proffesional help

[EpicPhailure]

Well son, your dream portraying your teacher as a demon hints that you have internal hatred buried deep inside of you (that is, if it was based on a real teacher). Same thing applies with how she was represented as a lesbian, since homosexuality is an insult in these times. The dildo-ing of the girls may or may not have some meaning, as it could be possible that you have some kind of feelings for them. If you hated them, they probably would have been tortured or something. The sucking life is probably just a game influence. Nothing too insightful in that. Blackmailing the teacher would be indicating that you value self-pleasure (not just sexual) over the intended society morals that everyone should love each other.




Nah I'm just BSing you. But if you really are having them constantly, maybe you should seek out a counselor.

[T-Rok]

O_O due to his only 14 posts, I can not tell if this is in all seriousness or if I should lul...

[Cactuscat222]

Someone has been watching too much hentai.

[CherryPie]

If it's a serious problem for you, try lucid dreaming.
http://www.susanblackmore.co.uk/Articles/si91ld.html

It lets you control your dreams, so that they will not end in having your penis bitten off. :)

[Yankyal]

Try jacking off more.

[DarkTrinity]

Seek mental help. It's the only way.

[Scotty]

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That's... really weird...

Don't get me wrong, weird can be cool at times.  For instance, I'll ram a thumb up my ass every now and again to remind myself that I don't enjoy it as much as Jake does, but this is just... Weird...

[Jake]

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That's... really weird...

Don't get me wrong, weird can be cool at times.  For instance, I'll ram a thumb up my ass every now and again to remind myself that I don't enjoy it as much as Jake does, but this is just... Weird...

The prostate is in the ass. It's similar to a a woman's G-spot. Poking it can be very beneficial.

[CherryPie]

...

That's... really weird...

Don't get me wrong, weird can be cool at times.  For instance, I'll ram a thumb up my ass every now and again to remind myself that I don't enjoy it as much as Jake does, but this is just... Weird...

The prostate is in the ass. It's similar to a a woman's G-spot. Poking it can be very beneficial.

Guys...seriously..

[Mr Pwnage]

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That's... really weird...

Don't get me wrong, weird can be cool at times.  For instance, I'll ram a thumb up my ass every now and again to remind myself that I don't enjoy it as much as Jake does, but this is just... Weird...

The prostate is in the ass. It's similar to a a woman's G-spot. Poking it can be very beneficial.

Amen.


And has for your dream...ehh...well I actually never recall having any wet dreams around puberty, but from what I've heard it's not abnormal. It may be a little abnormal you had demonic lesbian teachers, bleeding severed cocks, and tons of dildos in yours however. I think it's usually supposed to go you just dream about some chick you like and jizz your pants err w/e? I don't even know where to start with your dream though...seek professional help if you want, but you realize your going to have to say this to them which will be exceptionally weird. O_o

[CherryPie]

overreading this whole topic, it has to be a complete joke.

[Scotty]

...

That's... really weird...

Don't get me wrong, weird can be cool at times.  For instance, I'll ram a thumb up my ass every now and again to remind myself that I don't enjoy it as much as Jake does, but this is just... Weird...

The prostate is in the ass. It's similar to a a woman's G-spot. Poking it can be very beneficial.

You know God has a sense of humor when he puts man's G-Spot in his ass and naturally makes him a homophobe.  ;D

[TANK]

i often get done in the ass in my dreams even though im not gay, either by men, women, or one time rabid animals that attacked me when i was having sex in a forest. its like it always starts out straight and then gets incredibly gay, does this me im going to become a fag?

[sly 3 4 me]

The second dream with the rabid creatures could be a reference to the Woodland Critter Christmas from South Park. Also, as CactusCat mentioned previously you should stop with the dick-girl hentai, it will probably make you slightly less strange. I had planned to respond to the topic previously, but I wanted to see if it was a joke or some form of crude humor.