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Started by mikkelet, September 08, 2009, 01:50:40 PM

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There was a funnier version of this, but I can't seem to find a fullsized version of it.

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Chaos

Quote from: EpicPhailure on October 17, 2009, 07:47:30 PM


There was a funnier version of this, but I can't seem to find a fullsized version of it.

So the real question is...who here besides myself knows enough about math to explain why that doesn't actually work? ;)
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We don't know what a or b is..

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Quote from: God-I-Suck on October 17, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
We don't know what a or b is..
That's what they teach you in algebra...lol. Yes, it is pretty obvious why that doesn't work...but I won't spoil it just yet. ;)

And here...


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God-I-Suck

I have the best algebra teacher in the district, that was from my own perspective, besides, it says (a+b) = b, and that's impossible. Unless a and b is 0.

Torch

Quote from: Chaos on October 17, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Quote from: EpicPhailure on October 17, 2009, 07:47:30 PM


There was a funnier version of this, but I can't seem to find a fullsized version of it.

So the real question is...who here besides myself knows enough about math to explain why that doesn't actually work? ;)
The transition between (a+b) = b and a +a = a doesn't make sense because we don't know that a and b have the same value.

Mr Pwnage

Quote from: Torch on October 17, 2009, 11:40:20 PM
Quote from: Chaos on October 17, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Quote from: EpicPhailure on October 17, 2009, 07:47:30 PM


There was a funnier version of this, but I can't seem to find a fullsized version of it.

So the real question is...who here besides myself knows enough about math to explain why that doesn't actually work? ;)
The transition between (a+b) = b and a +a = a doesn't make sense because we don't know that a and b have the same value.
Wrong. We do know they have the same value because it says so in the first line: "a = b"
and actually it is perfectly correct up until the very end. Assuming both A and B are 0, let me show you:

0=0

0^2=0(0)
0=0

0^2-0^2=0(0)-0^2
0=0

(0+0)(0-0)=0(0-0)
0=0

(0+0)=0    ------------> Also on this line is where a=2 and b=2 becomes impossible: ( (2+2)=2 doesn't work...therefore a and b ALREADY have to be 0 )

0+0=0

2(0)=0

0=0


THEREFORE:
a=0
b=0
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BraveBro2

Quote from: EpicPhailure on October 17, 2009, 07:47:30 PM


There was a funnier version of this, but I can't seem to find a fullsized version of it.
Well, the real problem is the second line.  You cannot arbitrarily multiply the equation by a.  If you were going to multiply the equation by anything with a, you'd have to multiply by 1 (a/a).  You can't just pull a number out of your ass and multiply the equation by it because you feel like it.

Trogdor

Quote from: BraveBro2 on October 17, 2009, 11:56:19 PM
Well, the real problem is the second line.  You cannot arbitrarily multiply the equation by a.  If you were going to multiply the equation by anything with a, you'd have to multiply by 1 (a/a).  You can't just pull a number out of your ass and multiply the equation by it because you feel like it.

Sure you could, as long as you do the exact same thing to one side as you did with the other. That way the equation would still be true. If I had the equation 4 = 4 for example, I could multiply both sides by, say, a smiley face :). That way I'd get 4(:)) = 4(:)), and the equation would still hold to be true.
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Quote from: Trogdor on October 18, 2009, 12:08:54 AM
Quote from: BraveBro2 on October 17, 2009, 11:56:19 PM
Well, the real problem is the second line.  You cannot arbitrarily multiply the equation by a.  If you were going to multiply the equation by anything with a, you'd have to multiply by 1 (a/a).  You can't just pull a number out of your ass and multiply the equation by it because you feel like it.

Sure you could, as long as you do the exact same thing to one side as you did with the other. That way the equation would still be true. If I had the equation 4 = 4 for example, I could multiply both sides by, say, a smiley face :). That way I'd get 4(:)) = 4(:)), and the equation would still hold to be true.

It works through the Addition Property of Equality.

I believe the problem here is in the 4th line down, where (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b).