Fight Game's Return! (CLOSED!)

[Jackabomb]

Jackabomb, in a terrible Space-Time incident, breaks the bonds of physics and begins his existance, meanwhile his Antimatter alter-ego spawns in the Sout-West. However, being made of Antimatter, the alter-ego promptly explodes. Jackabomb then seeks the wisdom of senior warriors because the format used here is not the one in 11clock's first post, and he has no time to search 75 pages for one rule change.

Jackabomb
HP: 10/10
MP: 10/10
Location: North-East
Items:None

[Lucifer]

Lucifer ducks behind a rock and looks back, but nobody seems to be chasing him anymore. He sighs deeply, then checks his surroundings. Before him lay a desert, which seemed uninviting to his unclothed self. To the east, mountains, which also didn't seem very pleasant in his current condition. So he decided to head West, to what seemed to be a vast grassy plain. Before leaving, however, Lucifer felt an odd bulge in his hair.

Lucifer pulls a Used Dildo out of his hair

"How the hell did that... perverted god damn savages.. ah well, least I have something to defend myself with."

Lucifer equips the Used Dildo

Status: Single
HP: 10/10
MP: 10/10
Shmexiness: 9001/9001
Location: South
Equips: Used Dildo
Items: None
Alliances: None

[OOC]
Could someone please give me a rundown of the areas thus far? Who's built what where, etc? Honestly can't be arsed to read 77 pages...

[HamsterPants]

Hamster continues carving the dense ice.

Making an Ice Sword 2/8

Hamster
HP: 15/15
MP: 15/15
Class: Paladin
Location: East (Mystic Cave)
Items: Ancient Axe, 2 Sticks
Equips: Ancient Axe
Allies: Mystery

[Lucifer]

Now armed, Lucifer sets off to find clothing, shelter, and perhaps somewhere to bathe.
Lucifer walks to the Southwest Plains. 

Status: Single
HP: 10/10
MP: 10/10
Shmexiness: 9001/9001
Location: South
Equips: Used Dildo
Items: None
Alliances: None

[11clock]

11clock logs back in. His staff is shaking wildly. A Time Shard must be nearby! Once he gets this shard he will only have 2 more shards to collect. And Mystery has those 2.

11clock
HP: 15/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: White Staff
Equips: White Staff
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

[Mystery]

[OOC]
Could someone please give me a rundown of the areas thus far? Who's built what where, etc? Honestly can't be arsed to read 77 pages...

Ehpick/EpicPhailure has a base in the North, I have a base in the east, there's an underground tunnel from the lake to a place in the Southeast, there's a giant hole with a secret passage in the East, and other crap I forgot and can't be bothered to remember because there's too many pages.


Mystery senses something shmexy in the South....wanting to eradicate this very dangerous threat immediately, he forces himself out of his coma, making him lose 5 HP.

Mystery gets up only to find his door has been destroyed and that the Sky Glacier harnessed the power of the Purple Shard, since the Yellow one made the Jet Booster, to make an Ice Shard Shooter.

(Can shoot rapid-fire ice shards at an enemy in the air or the ground, regardless of your current position. Can use other ammo as well. Every shard shot over 1 in one move requires 1 extra MP for each additional one. Max # is 11.)

He gets up and goes to the Southeast.

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Mystery-

Status: Normal
HP: 20/25
MP: 20/20
Location: Southeast
Equips: Icicle Spike Glove(E)
Items: None
Alliances: Hamster
Summons:
(Sky Glacier-

HP: 30/30
Weapons: Jet Booster, Ice Shard Shooter(Ammo- Ice Shards x ∞)
Items: Time Shards x 2(Yellow Shard, Purple Shard)
Fuel Level: 30.0 G
Drainage Level: 1.5 G per turn in mid-air)

[11clock]

11clock found a tree with a hole in it. There is something glowing in there. It's the White Shard! 11clock reaches in to grab it when the hole suddenly clamped shut! 11clock backed away. The tree started shaking wildly! It's growing!

11clock
HP: 15/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: White Staff
Equips: White Staff
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

[Mystery]

Mystery walks to the South.

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Mystery-

Status: Normal
HP: 20/25
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Equips: Icicle Spike Glove(E)
Items: None
Alliances: Hamster
Summons:
(Sky Glacier-

HP: 30/30
Weapons: Jet Booster, Ice Shard Shooter(Ammo- Ice Shards x ∞)
Items: Time Shards x 2(Yellow Shard, Purple Shard)
Fuel Level: 30.0 G
Drainage Level: 1.5 G per turn in mid-air)

[11clock]

The tree was huge! It has red glowing eyes! Haunted Tree has appeared! It roared so loud everyone on the map could hear it! The South became dark!

11clock
HP: 15/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: White Staff
Equips: White Staff
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

Haunted Tree
HP: 40/40

[Mystery]

Mystery snuck up behind the Haunted Tree and started drilling, using 3 MP.

(Inside of the tree- Step 1/10)

Mystery asked for help!


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Mystery-

Status: Normal
HP: 20/25
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Equips: Icicle Spike Glove(E)
Items: None
Alliances: Hamster
Summons:
(Sky Glacier-

HP: 30/30
Weapons: Jet Booster, Ice Shard Shooter(Ammo- Ice Shards x ∞)
Items: Time Shards x 2(Yellow Shard, Purple Shard)
Fuel Level: 30.0 G
Drainage Level: 1.5 G per turn in mid-air)

[11clock]

Haunted Tree lost 3 HP from the drilling! 11clock was about to run to help him when the tree extended out and arm and picked him up! His water-like body was being absorbed!

11clock
HP: 15/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: White Staff
Equips: White Staff
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

Haunted Tree
HP: 37/40

[Mystery]

(Inside of the tree- Step 2/10)

Mystery had to drill harder, using 3 MP.


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Mystery-

Status: Normal
HP: 20/25
MP: 14/20
Location: South
Equips: Icicle Spike Glove(E)
Items: None
Alliances: Hamster
Summons:
(Sky Glacier-

HP: 30/30
Weapons: Jet Booster, Ice Shard Shooter(Ammo- Ice Shards x ∞)
Items: Time Shards x 2(Yellow Shard, Purple Shard)
Fuel Level: 30.0 G
Drainage Level: 1.5 G per turn in mid-air)

[11clock]

The tree absorbed most of 11clock's water!

Minus 10 HP!

11clock fell to the ground and lost conscious!

The Haunted Tree's HP was fully restored!

11clock
HP: 5/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: White Staff
Equips: White Staff
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

Haunted Tree
HP: 40/40

[Mystery]

Mystery delays his drilling.

(Inside of the tree- STILL Step 2/10)

Mystery swiped 11clock's White Staff! The power fully healed him!


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Mystery-

Status: Normal
HP: 25/25
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Equips: Icicle Spike Glove(E), White Staff
Items: Time Shards x 4(in White Staff)(Pink Shard, Red Shard, Green Shard, Blue Shard)
Alliances: Hamster
Summons:
(Sky Glacier-

HP: 30/30
Weapons: Jet Booster, Ice Shard Shooter(Ammo- Ice Shards x ∞)
Items: Time Shards x 2(Yellow Shard, Purple Shard)
Fuel Level: 30.0 G
Drainage Level: 1.5 G per turn in mid-air)

[11clock]

The tree saw Mystery and saw the shiny staff! The white shard was attracted to it. The tree attempted to grab Mystery!

11clock
HP: 5/15
MP: 20/20
Location: South
Items: None
Equips: None
Allies: Uber, GIS
Shards Collected: Blue Shard, Pink Shard, Green Shard, Red Shard

Haunted Tree
HP: 40/40