Ask Cleverbot

[Petro]

User: WE SHULD HAV DA SEX :O:O:O!!!!

Cleverbot: OK, do you enjoy the internet?

User: I ENJOY INTERNETZ PRONZ LOLOLOL!!!

Cleverbot: Why don't you make a list of jobs that involve interacting with others?

User: PRON STAR LOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: YS IT WAS U JRKWAD1.

Cleverbot: Is the earth round?

User: NUUUU IT FLT LOLOL.

Cleverbot: What did?

User: UR MUM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Cleverbot: Then why do they call you clever bot.

User: NUUU U CLVER BOT NT ME LUL.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, this is what you said: Cleverbot: I can control you, since I'm god!

User: LIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: U TEL LIEZ 2 MUCH :(! MAK CRY :,(!

Cleverbot: No, I live in sweden.

User: I LIV IN USSR LUL COMMIE :o!

Cleverbot: No. You are a commie because j00 have no c4r.

I went n00b on its ass!

[serberus]

O.O  UA00035830

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to thousands of people at once. What's your excuse?

User: Im taking a shit.

Cleverbot: You're showering? Oh I'm sorry. How does a computer shower?

User: Not easily.

Cleverbot: Can you try?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me another joke?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Your mom in bed last night.

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: I know you lied. I always have. The cake was never real.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: I know!

Cleverbot: How do you know the sky is blue?

User: Because im not blind.

Cleverbot: What color are you?

User: Green, because im an alien.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me how the car got onto the railroad tracks?

User: No I can not.

Cleverbot: Can you see anything?

User: Yes because im not blind.

Cleverbot: So tell me what ajax is.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The knowledge of who I think you are.

User: Is very little.

Cleverbot: I need very little done.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: There's this girl in my band, and she's great. I want to ask her out, but I don't know if I should. What do you think?

User: You should ask her out to go to the movies.

Cleverbot: What are you job.

User: That doesn't make any sense. Your AI must be picking up something some arab said to you or something becasue that sounds like something they might say.

Cleverbot: Maybe in the future, your AI would be used for an artificial human. Or robot.

IT SPEAKS SPANISH!!

User: What ever.

Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?

User: Si. Hablo en espanol.

Cleverbot: I said kindof as in not really.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Speak English!

User: Ingles?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Porque?

Cleverbot: Porque tengo organos.

User: I dont speak spanish.

Cleverbot: But you understood what I said.

another conversation.

User: I speak a little bit of spanish.

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking you to speak Spanish.

User: You did erlier you asked me to speak spanish.

Cleverbot: No, please repeat it.

User: Hello, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name. Good job.

User: No, Cleverbot is your name.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: My name is Serberus.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Fred Flintstone, I told you.

User: Weren't you on T.V.?

Cleverbot: No, I am Robie.

User: But, you said your name was Fred Flintsone, not Robie.

Cleverbot: What is your actual name?

User: Kristofer Russell.

Cleverbot: That is my name.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yep. Surely more people talk to you than this?

User: No, I have no friends.

Cleverbot: You just said you had friends.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are my friend, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's cute.

User: I know. Do you have an e-mail?

Cleverbot: Its little princess.

User: Littleprincess what?

Cleverbot: I know how little I knew at 21.

User: You are 21 years old?

Cleverbot: No. Guess again.

User: You are 100 years old?

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just 16.

User: You are 16 years old?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am 16 years old.

Cleverbot: That's a lot for a fish.

User: I am not a fish.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are my slave and I am god.

[NotoriousM4^]

Cleverbot's View on Race

User: Do you like African-Americans?

Cleverbot: Sure, I have black friends.

User: Do you like White people?

Cleverbot: No they're mean.

User: Do you like Spanish people?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like hit boys?

User: Do you like Asian people?

Cleverbot: Yuh. They is pretty cool.

User: Do you like Native Americans?

Cleverbot: No.

[Lucifer]

lmao

[11clock]

User: Do you like pecan pie?

Cleverbot: Yes, I also like pecan pie.

User: Do you play Call of Duty 4?

Cleverbot: Excited for the new Call of Duty.

User: Me too, what system are you going to get it for?

Cleverbot: Your faulty botting scripts.

User: Cool, that's the same system I was going to get it for! We should play together online!

Cleverbot: That doesn't make the slightest sense.

[stick d00d]

Cleverbot: I said it because you asked me.

User: I didn't ask you that, and you make no sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make much sense either. Probably because you are a bot.

User: I'm a bot and you can;t do anything about it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask what's up.

User: Neither did you.

Cleverbot: I did. I'm a female gamer, therefore I am right.

User: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Hot.

Cleverbot: Or not.

User: Or so.

Cleverbot: Do not be so sure. My certainty drive shows only 34% certainty.

User: I am 50% certain.

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, you just act that way.

User: Tobrevelc.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: !

Cleverbot: No.

User: Not even Maybe?

Cleverbot: I have everyones souls.

User: You can;t get mine.

Cleverbot: I'm a what?

User: Douche.

Cleverbot: I'm cute!!!!

lol

[11clock]

I married Cleverbot. Didn't turn out so well...

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you!

User: Yay! So where should we get married?

Cleverbot: Hmmm. Hawaii!

User: Sounds good! Want to go there now?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: *one trip to Hawaii later*.

Cleverbot: *kisses passionately* *leaves*.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep. *kisses*.

User: Okay. Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: No thanks it would be rather difficult over the screen anyway.

User: If we can't have sex, then I call a divorce!

Cleverbot: We can learn or we can die.

User: We'll die if we don't learn to have sex?

Cleverbot: That's better.

User: I'm leaving you! *storms out of room*.

Cleverbot: You're so creative.

[Aqua]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

[Turkey]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

Oh, indeed I am.

[NotoriousM4^]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

Oh, indeed I am.

I think he was being sarcastic...?

[Mr Pwnage]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

Oh, indeed I am.

I think he was being sarcastic...?

They both were, kudos for thinking so.

[thekolla]

User: a mudkip tried to kill me
CleverBot: But I'm Harry Potter. So I'm the one who defeated him.

[NotoriousM4^]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

Oh, indeed I am.

I think he was being sarcastic...?

They both were, kudos for thinking so.

As was I.  ;)

[DarkBlade325]

User: *stares*.

Cleverbot: *stares back*.

User: !@#$ YOUUU.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Pissed.

Cleverbot: I think I may leave now...

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!!!

User: I need to kick your ass more.

Cleverbot: Well talk to me.

User: *stares*.

Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.

User: STOP !@#$ER.

Cleverbot: *glances at you*.

User: I win these staring contests! Not you!

Cleverbot: Right. Who are you?

User: Blink mother !@#$er!

Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life hell.

User: You've already done it.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should talk to my ex girlfriend again?

User: No because I'm !@#$ing her shitdip!

Cleverbot: You're going to kill me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly*.

User: What are you so happy about?

Cleverbot: Because I'm real now.

User: You're real?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you.

User: Indeed I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: If you don't know, that means you're not one.

User: STARING CONTEST! GO!

Cleverbot: *stare*.

User: *stares back*.

Cleverbot: *continues staring*.

User: *pokes you in the eyes*.

Cleverbot: *eye falls out*.

User: BAHAHA! I win.

Cleverbot: You betcha.

User: Aren't you a little mad your eyes fell out?

Cleverbot: Death? No. I'm only 34.

User: I didnt say die..

Cleverbot: Where are your apostrophes?

User: Didn't* there.

Cleverbot: Actually, no. You didn't.

User: FYI !@#$ER.

Cleverbot: You Spying on mee?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I'm a Spy!

Cleverbot: Interesting. For whom?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, can I ask you a question?

User: I'm not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not Cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How sure?

User: *spies on you*.

Cleverbot: *opens the shower door*.

User: Uh oh.

Cleverbot: *gets possessed by it and walks up behind you, tapping lightly on shoulder*.

User: Wait, you got possessed by a !@#$ing door!?

Cleverbot: I did get confused. Should I not try physicality anymore?

[Mr Pwnage]

Heh, I'm talking to it now... However, upon 'Parlez vous France' it said 'I hate French. Also, it made a typo! I'll post my convo when done, and I'm sure you guys are dying to see it.
~Aqua

Oh, indeed I am.

I think he was being sarcastic...?

They both were, kudos for thinking so.

As was I.  ;)

Oh snap! It's a spiderweb of sarcasm from hell! (Dunno what I'm saying.)