Would You Rather...?

[Scotty]

Its obvious that no one has the "balls" to answer that question.

I think everyone took this game a bit too literal, thus you are correct, none of them would have *balls* after that.

[WanMan]

Either that, or its happened to everyone :o

[LeGuy]

I would do the sander. While it would hurt excruciatingly, it would only last 10 seconds and he mentioned no punitive measures for stopping, as opposed to the other choice. (Your head explodes.)

Would you rather...

Die by skydiving into an active volcano with multiple hydrogen-bombs, creating the single most epic death explosion of all time, or...

Die of old age in a hospital deathbed, surrounded by your loving friends and family, with all your financial affairs in order?

[WanMan]

First one. Obv.

[Danimal]

First one. Obv.

Fail

Second one for me, less upsetting for the people I'd leave behind :P

Would you rather be a superhero, or a supervillain?

[WanMan]

Hero because they always win the in the end :P

[Danimal]

Hero because they always win the in the end :P

Double Fail, do you not get the idea of this game? lol
End your answer with a question.. Otherwise it dies...

Would you rather control the water element, or fire element?

[Lucifer]

Well you just can't tentacle rape people with Fire, so I think you know my choice.

If you were dying and god gave you the choice to be immortal and live forever on earth, or ascend up to heaven, which would you choose?

[WanMan]

Heaven because apparently it's quite nice there, not that it exists, science is more believable.

I will get it right this time.

Would you rather...

Roast yourself on a fire or jump into a pit of deadly snakes and spiders?

[LeGuy]

Hm. Fire, because it'd be less gross. I dislike spiders.

Would you choose super-strength or super-speed?

[WanMan]

Super strength because it would be cool to pick up a truck then throw it :S

Would you rather...

Be incest or have no reproductive organs?

[Scotty]

I'm gonna beat Mr. Pwncest to it, INCEST BABY!!  GET OVER HERE COUSIN!

Would you rather rip out your tongue with salad tongues, beat yourself damn near to death with the freshly severed fleshy protuberance while hymning the 1912 overture, urinating all over yourself, while trying to light yourself on fire with a Beevis and Butthead zippo, OR, Let Ron Jeremy put it in your butt.

[Pat]

Second one for me, less upsetting for the people I'd leave behind :P

But less awesome!

How many times does he stick it in? Nah I'll go for the first one.

[Ciro]

ANOTHER FAILURE!


Would you rather post pics of your face on /b/ with your username filled in?
Or would you rather post pics of your genitals anonymously for all to see and criticize?

[Scotty]

Or would you rather post pics of your genitals anonymously for all to see and criticize?

Already do!  Easy question!

Would you rather give or take from:


Or: