I've got hemorrhoids...

[God-I-Suck]

About 3 days ago, I started feeling some pains in my butthole.. I didn't think it was much. The next day It started hurting, then the day after that I went to school and it was getting serious. I had my mom check out my butthole (she's a nurse.) and she had her doubts but it was true, I had hemorrhoids. I'm only 14 years old.. This is no laughing matter.. It's embarrassing, disgusting and worst of all, painful. If any of you gotten hemorrhoids before, please, give me some tips and advice. My mom is going to get some things to help soothe and shrink the hemorrhoids.


Wish me luck everyone!

[leviofoley]

Good luck

[stick d00d]

lots of Preparation H cream, that's only thing really, you gotta endure the horrible pain til it goes away on its own...also try not to sit for long periods of time, it will only make it worse..

[runeskap master117]

good luck with your butthole

[Cactuscat222]

I know you are asking for advice and all... but I still don't think this is the place to be posting that, much less ask for advice. I doubt we can give you much help/advice over the forums... I hope you get better soon though.

[Looperpuck]

That is very....Unfortunate. Just dont sit down for long periods of time, and...Yeah. I wish you luck.

~Looperpuck

[God-I-Suck]

Thanks guys. My mom got some Preparation H so I'll be applying that a few times a day.

[DarkTrinity]

Whyyyyyy would you even post that here....?
If your mom is a nurse, you don't need our advice -.-;

[God-I-Suck]

Well, she may be a nurse, but she hasn't had hemorrhoids before. I think a person who actually experienced it would be a little more helpful. Also, I'm also making this topic for support, because it makes me feel good hearing from you guys. (:

[Lucifer]

That's extremely unfortunate Gis, I can't say I have any advice for you, but I hope the pain subsides soon.

@Cactus/DT
There is nothing wrong with posting your medical issues, whatever they may be, on a community forum. Advice from others who may have experienced it before (or know someone who has), or just support from the people you've come to think of as friends can make any situation easier to deal with. If you have no advice support to offer, then feel free not to post.

[Looperpuck]

=O Luci being sincere for once!  :o

~Looperpuck

[Scotty]

Due to Luci's rather rare and irregular sincerity, I'll cover for him:

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Now that that's out of the way, in all seriousness, I sympathize for you.  My father had them before, and he was a very bitter man for the time, so get some cream on it, and see if that helps.  I can't give you any better advice than that.  And don't be discouraged by DT's post, deep down, she has a thing for buttholes, and she sympathizes for your pain.

[Chaos]

"It's embarrassing....so let me just post this on the web so everyone can publicly know about it!"

lol wat

[Scotty]

I will admit that he either has bigger balls or less brains than all of us combined to be able to post this.

[Trogdor]

After reading up on hemorrhoids I truly feel bad for you. It hurt to even look at some of those pictures, let alone experience them. Luckily they don't last too long, so it's just a matter of waiting them out. My advice to you would be to drink lots of water to help soften your stools to avoid prolapsing your hemorrhoids if they're interior.

Personally (i.e. feel free to disregard the following information), I would not use the hemorrhoid cream unless the pain becomes unbearable. Whatever your body is doing needs to be done, period. Inflaming the veins in and around the anal cavity is no exception. Many medical "treatments" are counterintuitive to the body's infinite knowledge of how to treat itself; knowledge that's been obtained, honed, and refined for millions of years. Suppressing the symptoms will not bring about a cure.

Regardless of whatever treatment method you'll go through, I wish you the best of luck. I'll be keeping you in my thoughts.